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title: "Rizz me up"
url: "https://fcuba.net/threads/10790-rizz-me-up"
forum: "Foro Libre"
author: "Papita frita"
published: "2023-08-12T00:00:21.000Z"
updated: "2023-09-02T04:02:35.000Z"
page: 1
pages: 1
---

# Rizz me up

In [Foro Libre](https://fcuba.net/forums/44-foro-libre.md), started by Papita frita on 2023-08-12T00:00:21.000Z.

## Papita frita, [2023-08-12T00:00:21.000Z](https://fcuba.net/threads/10790-rizz-me-up#post-134318)

> This subforum is almost as dead and lonely as my soul :v
> so I thought about making another post to bring it back to life and I also need money So please share your amazing rizz and indulge me with your best pick up lines ( or in case you got no rizz then hit us with a bad joke.. woks just as good xd) Hereby I share my favs.
>
> - "Are you a battery? cus you the only one I could turn on to"
>
> - "I don't even notice the negative terminals in life when I have such a positive one like you"
>
> "Is this Bluetooth? cus I'm feeling a connection"
> "I wouldn't even need Bluetooth to understand our bond.. it could be on Lan (¬‿¬ )"
>
> - "You're something money can't buy. . . legally . . .But that's what bribery and corruption are for"
>
> -From now on, my code will say "Hello \<their name\>" because you're my world.

## Helaena89, [2023-08-12T00:27:49.000Z](https://fcuba.net/threads/10790-rizz-me-up#post-134321)

> "Did you already fall in love or do I put my picture again?"
>
> "Imagine you, me, your murdered dog, your kitchen full of smoke and my good musical tastes Maluma. Don't you want to get married?"
>
> "I'm like that game that you always lose, but if you want I let you win ?"
>
> "I would like to be mascara to cum on your face" (okay I stole that one but it's hot)
>
> I have to thank the translator for all his support, Duolingo for its unsuccessful attempt to put English in my head, and me for being so sexy and witty.

## Papita frita, [2023-08-12T01:04:15.000Z](https://fcuba.net/threads/10790-rizz-me-up#post-134326)

> > **[Helaena89](https://fcuba.net/posts/134321) wrote:**
> > "imagine you, me, your murdered dog, your kitchen full of smoke and my good musical tastes Maluma. Don't you want to get married?"
>
> u got the reguetonero rizz there ?
>
> > **[Helaena89](https://fcuba.net/posts/134321) wrote:**
> > "I would like to be mascara to cum on your face" (okay I stole that one but it's hot)
>
> call me the twins towers and I'll give you a date you won't forget 7v7
>
> > **[Helaena89](https://fcuba.net/posts/134321) wrote:**
> > I have to thank the translator for all his support, Duolingo for its unsuccessful attempt to put English in my head, and me for being so sexy and witty.
>
> poor Duolingo is trying he's best ..which reminds me . . .
> [attachment]

## AkaMe, [2023-08-12T13:17:12.000Z](https://fcuba.net/threads/10790-rizz-me-up#post-134387)

> This reminded me of a vid i saw a while back (embed it below) XD. Anyway, these sorts of things are usually lame jokes, but hey, adding to the convo:
>
> r u a puzzle? cause my world doesnt make sense without u.
>
> u must be a star cause ur presence lights up my universe.
>
> r u a map? cause i keep getting lost in ur eyes.
>
> f kisses were bytes, endless affection storage.
>
> r u a pokemon? cause i wanna peek-at-you... naked ??
>
> <https://youtu.be/5Bnc0ae4YWY>
>
> > **[Helaena89](https://fcuba.net/posts/134321) wrote:**
> > my good musical tastes Maluma.
>
> > **[Helaena89](https://fcuba.net/posts/134321) wrote:**
> > Maluma
>
> bro are u ok?

## Papita frita, [2023-08-12T18:04:05.000Z](https://fcuba.net/threads/10790-rizz-me-up#post-134441)

> > **[AkaMe](https://fcuba.net/posts/134387) wrote:**
> > <https://youtu.be/5Bnc0ae4YWY>
>
> this hurts my eyes but his videos dressing up as a gamer girl are hilarious man ...like for his pet octopussy

## ClessGraves, [2023-09-02T04:02:35.000Z](https://fcuba.net/threads/10790-rizz-me-up#post-136367)

> Did u see wings on me? Of course not cuz im not your fvcking fairy godmother!
> That was your move and im still breathing? Im not ok , im fvcking awesome!!!